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10. Talk about a huge breast!
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9. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
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8. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
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7. That's one terrific spread!
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6. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
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5. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
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4. Don't play with your meat.
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3. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
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2. How long will it take after you stick it in?
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and the Number #1 thing you can only say on
Thanksgiving....
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1. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
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9. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
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8. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
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7. That's one terrific spread!
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6. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
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5. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
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4. Don't play with your meat.
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3. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
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2. How long will it take after you stick it in?
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and the Number #1 thing you can only say on
Thanksgiving....
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1. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
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